Tuesday, August 02, 2005
(05/02/2005)context: you've met the nerd squad. and you got tired of them pretty easily. now meet their cuter, more feminine counterparts! yeah! the girls get new names as well: placke - Hyper Bubbles (HB), luciana - the Peruvian Booger (pb), ms. Grady - SunsetChick (SC - not to be confused with SoC). I've always been the PB. fashizzle.able to pick out a sassy nail polish color for that special date...not able to understand why Colin Farrell is considered attractive by other women...way better looking than the Nerd Squad...it's...
placke: HYPER BUBBLES! WHEE! *poses, wearing a cool outfit with bright, blinding colors with a lot of sparkles and bunnies and puppies and hello kitty*
*cuts to shot of HB being...HB...running around and making the bad guys' heads explode*
me: *wearing a cool, black outfit that makes her look really hot* and... *hair flip* The Butterfly of DEATH...or um,
psykadelicbutterfly.
*cuts to shot of PB, um...typing? glaring at someone?* *oh! or aiming her suction-cup crossbow at a badguy's head*
...with their sidekick, the Peruvian Booger! (pb - not to be confused with psykadelicbutterfly (PB) (c) (TM) (R)
*cuts to shot of luciana, with her finger in her nose, wearing neon green shorts, a towel for a cape, and goggles; kicking a bad guy in the shin*(don't ask)
HB: together, we form to become...
All: *pose* THE ASIAN CHICKS WHO AREN'T EVEN REALLY FULLY ASIAN!
*cool sassy women's-lib music, with like...an awesome rock guitar solo*
...with Gourd-Man's nemesis...the Shaman of CHEESE!
CS: WHAHAHAHAH! *wild posing*
PB: wow, he gets around.
CS: yeah well, i need the money. high cheese rates, you know.
HB: weren't you in jail mister shaman-man? weren't ya? huhuhuhuh?
CS: o.O;; um...yes...
HB: how is jail? is it fun? is it hyper? do they have sunshine muffins there? do they have sparkles? DOTHEYHUH!?
CS: ...*steps back* ..um...if i say yes will you not hurt me?
pb: MY FINGER HAS MERGED WITH MY NOSE! LOOK!
CS: ach! ew! stop that!
pb: *runs around in her towel-cape, finger in her nose*
Ms. Grady: hey! what about me?
PB: you're not asian. at all. seriously. just sit and be pretty over there.
Ms. Grady: oh, okay. *sparkles*
Gourd-Man: *dreamy sigh* oh, schmoopie.
CS: hey i have a question. since you guys are all
AsIaNy and stuff, why is the booger one called Peruvian?
HB: because she looks Asian, sillyface!
CS:
your face is gonna be silly, in...um...a minute...
HB: TOO LATE WHWHAHEHEHE! *runs around, turning kinetic energy into raisins*
CS: WAH! AH! MEH! GYAH! *flails arms, and watches bug-eyed as raisins appear out of nowhere* ARGH! I HATE RAISINS!
pb: HAHAH! las pasas parecerÃan mejores en mi nariz! o su nariz. HAH!
PB: what?
pb: i said the raisins would look better in my nose! or his nose.
CS: GAH! ENOUGH OF THIS! *evil glare and pose*
female audience: ooh...he's so hot, like a dark, angsty bishie!
PB: ........don't ever say that again.
CS: *pose* i will now conjure up cheese-like versions of your weaknesses!
PB: how do you know our weaknesses? we only keep those in our super-special-asiany-diaries.
CS: ...eBay.
PB: CRAP!
CS: *conjures up each of the sorta asiany chicks' weaknesses, which happen to be mostly male-ish* for the PB...I will use....AN. AUSSIE. HOT-GUY. HAHASUFFERHAHA!*a vision of a hot austrailian hunk appears...
no one in particular ...just...some guy...yep*
PB: GAH! no! ...*choke* *whips out her suction-cup crossbow* DON'T MOVE SAUCY AUSSIE MAN! OR I'll DO IT! (eventhoughiwanttohaveyourbaby) I SWEAR!
HB: i don't swear. i know all words though. tee-hee! *twinkles*
Cute aussie guy: *sweatdrop* *twitch*
PB: *fires* *hits the aussie guy in the forehead, who falls to the ground* ....i didn't want to...but i'm just so strong and independent and feministic...*sob*
male audience: ...*drool* she's sooo hoooot...
CS: CURSES! *conjures up a hot asian guy* BOW TO HIS BISHIE-HOTNESS!*vision of a hot asian bishie appears...guess who this is for...yep*
HB: *SQUEEE!!!!* *leaves a trail of sparkles and twinkles and raisins as she glomps the poor asian man out of existence*
hot asian bishie: o.O;; *dissolves*
male audience: ...she's so cute it's...um...hoooot....
CS: GAH! crap! fine then! *conjures up his last vision...a vision of...*
pb: DR. PEPPER YAY! *goes and chugs the entire thing* .....*burps soundly* *replaces her finger in her nose*
male audience: a chick who can burp is...yeah, hoooot............................i want pizza.
CS: ...*nears an aneurysm* ...i'm not sure which is more annoying...the Nerd Squard or the Asian Chicks Who Aren't Certain of Their Heritage.
PB: It's THE ASIAN CHICKS WHO AREN'T EVEN REALLY FULLY ASIAN! *sends a suction-cup arrow to CS's forehead* get it right, Cheese Master!
CS: ...*sweatdrop* ...*starts crying*
All: *pause* .......AWWwwwwWWWWw....! *squee*
Female audience: *pause* .......AWWwwwwWWWWw....! *squee* he's not afraid to cry!
All: *gather around the CS and console him*
CS: *sniffsniff* it's just.....it just that nothing was ever good enough for my parents! *SOB* it's why i turned to *SOB* ....CHEESE!
PB: it's okay, CS. it takes a real man to cry. or...use cheese as a weapon. no wonder the Nerd Squad doesn't understand you.
HB: *glomps CS* WE LOVE YOU, CHEESE MAN! teehee *flings sparkles at him*
pb: Si! mi nariz es su nariz.
CS: ..um...thanks?
All: *take the CS to taco bell, and then shopping, chatting about problems and pet peeves and favorite sweater patterns and shoes and why pb looks asian even though she's from peru and why PB looks hispanic even though she's half asian...and why HB is so freakin' hyper*
CS: well gals, i have to go now. curfew's at eleven, you know.
PB: ah, to be young again. i mean, um...yeah...you'll have to go in early for, um...rehab...you tough guy, you.
*later, in a place that doesn't look like a low-rate girls' dorm at all*
me: *polishes toenails* ...man, that was a really lame debut for us...i mean, um...whew...a superheroine's job is never done. or something.
placke: w00t! DDR! TO THE MAX!
me: don't get too involved. you never know when our communicator watch thingies might beep. *stares at it*.....*continues staring* ...*stare*
placke: WOO! I'M ON STANDARD NOW!
male audience: sooo...hooot...
me: *keeps staring* ....*stares* ......*stare* okay maybe not. maybe? *stare* okayno.
luciana: *rushes into the room* YOUGUYSYOUGUYS! MY FINGER HAS MERGED WITH MY NOSE AGAIN!
All: *cheesy fake laughing until the credits roll* AHAHAHHA. HAHAHA...HAA....
me: HA...ahem. oh, keep going. HAHAHAHAHAHHA-
*tune in next time for the not as irritating as the Nerd Squad's adventures of...*
All: *pose* THE ASIAN CHICKS WHO AREN'T EVEN REALLY FULLY ASIAN!
man...gotta find a shorter title...
teh PB sez; 7:10 AM
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mwhahaha. I sitll remember the night that you, Luciana, and I were hanging out in Aim's room. ^_^ The scary part is that story (TACWAREFA) is too close to the truth, tee-hh *sparkles*
Placke
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