Monday, August 01, 2005
(2/13/2005)context: little J suggested everyone go to the mall. scrabble and insanity ensues.*at dinner*
little J: i want to go to the mall. we should go to the mall. it looks mallish!
LtG: BRILLIANT! mall city ho!
little J: *blink* ...did you just call me a ho?
LtG: ..what? no! get in the car!
me: ....hey placke, look! *places cups sideways, the tray sideways, everything sideways*
placke: WAUGH! stopit!
Ms. Grady: i don't like dentists. what? oh. schmoopie, would you like to go to the mall?
J: whatever you say, schmoopie. *sparkles*
little J: w00t!
*on the way over*
LtG: i'm driving like J! woo! *SWERVE*
Chris: O.O
LtG: MUSAK! *blares the speakers*
Erika: *as her ears bleed* GYAH!
*at a brand name store i won't mention*
everyone: *powershops, browses, gets dumbfounded by all the bright colors and noises*
me and Chris: we're not gonna buy anything! we radiate prudence! *pose*
little J: you should see a specialist about that.
me: ...quiet, you.
J: look, schmoopie! pants!
Ms. Grady: oh! it's so schmoopie-like! *more sparkles*
Erika: ...i wish my schmoopie was here. i want sparkles!
little J: SPARKLEBUNNIES!
me: would you stop that?
little J: no, seriously, like...i saw some. in the dressing room.
*at the mall*
little J: *buys guy stuff*
the girls: *take ten hours to buy...two things, collectively*
little J: *goes unconcious in some alley someplace* 9.o
LtG: BACK IN THE CAR! *SWERVE*
*back at Lipu in Shamblin, Scrabble central*
J: IT'S SCRABBLE CONVENTION '05! WOO! HELLO CLEVELAND!
me: yeah actually we're in nashville.
Ms. Grady: ...yes, schmoopie. sitdown.
GoStoneGuy: you realize the real reason i'm here is because of the music and...the chocolate.
me: yeah, me too.
J & GoStoneGuy: *make obscure/nonexistant words, like...riri...or...themex...*
Ms. Grady: oh! look at that! *bats eyelashes* i winnnn!
J: yeah schmoopie, and only by a googleplex of points this time!
GoStoneGuy: *wagging finger* we're catching up to you!
J: for real!
J & GoStoneGuy: *do some...nerdy cheer*
me: *stare* *blink*
the end
teh PB sez; 1:57 PM
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