Saturday, September 10, 2005
context: placke-chan comes over for the weekend from the school she is currently attending, austin peay. good times. we all like taco bell. it will probably be the death of us all, that or a big flock of geese. seriously.*at the park, looking all college-like since they're hanging out in a park*
all: YAY TACO BE- er...a random restaurant that sells "mexican" food that will probably give us heart attacks! *snarfmuncheatgulpsnarf*
gourdy: okay so there's approximately 20 pieces of food, and there's six of us. so if we divide by the eight and carry the one-
the CS: *judo chop*
gourdy: ow. okay never mind. who's still hungry?
all: *paper rocks scissor the remaining pieces*
PB: HAH I WIN!
the GSM: *walks in, hair freshly shorn* hey guys and gals! *special nerd salute*
everyone who's not really a nerd: *stare* *blink*
gourdy: salut! *salutes back nerdily* ...wait...
placke-chan: teehee! gourdy-chan so silly! ^-^
mrs. grady: yes, but he's
my silly. *snuggle*
PB: ...huh?
the CS: HEY i haven't had a line yet. so. yeah.
aimee (or the Hamster): *quietly contemplates taking over the world in a non-chalant, unassuming way- perhaps through the economy, franchising, or pretzels*
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gourdy: *toss* did you know that the frisbee was actually named after its inventor, Mr. Verne Frisbee?
the CS: *tosses the frisbee at gourdy*
gourdy: *donk* *loses eyeglasses* ...ow...
all: whee! friz-bee!
the GSM: *nerd dance* MAMBO MAMBO LAY! what? oh. yes. friz-bee!
group of geese: *HONK* *waddle*
the CS: *eyes geese warily*
gourdy: *as the genius he is, proceeds to scurry into the flock of geese, making random noises*
geese: *squawk* *scatter* *HONK*
one particular goose: *HONK* *waddle* *limp*
the girls: *GASP* it's leg's broken! the poor thing! *sad squee*
gourdy: *swelling, tear-inducing music as he nears the debilitated goose and talks to it quietly, holding out his hand* there there, fella...i speak goose...ese...gooseese...goosian? er, um..*HONK*?
goose: *blink* *HONK*
gourdy: *HONKHONK*
goose: *honkityHONK*
placke-chan: *gasp* he's...he's...he's a GOOSE WHISPERER!
(note: she actually did say this. it was hilar.)
ms. grady: *sigh* he's so handsome when he talks to...um...geese.
PB: oh yeah. it's hot.
the GSM: it is quite attractive. ....*pause* ...what?
gourdy: *manages to pet the goose on the head* there...thassa nice goosypoo.
goose: *blink* *HONK* *darts forward and proceeds to latch onto the gourd's manboob, where he was once attacked before by a goose*
gourdy: ...*deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH--
gourdy: *as he wakes up from being donked on the head by the frisbee the CS threw at him* WHA?! GUH! GAH! *flail*
ms. Grady: oh! schmoopie! it's alright! you were having a goose flashback! *strokes his hair*
placke-chan: a gooseback? gooseflash?
gourdy: *calms down* oh... man i
hate those...*clutches his manboob*
all: *awkward silence*
PB: so anyway. more friz-bee?
the CS: for the record, i'm not sorry! HAHAHAHAH!
*later, as the group continues to play more frisbee*
the hamster: *considers taking the world over with...um...beans? horrid fashion trends?*
flock of geese: *continues to linger near* *HONK* *honk*
the CS: since this is in danger of getting boring, tis time to reveal my NEW SUPERPOWER, you weaklings! BAHAHAHAH!
the GSM: whao that was random. *adjusts eyeglasses*
ms. grady: *GASP* SOMEONE SAVE ME! *SQUEE!*
the CS: ...i haven't done anything yet.
ms. grady: oh sorry.
the CS: finally i will crush my enemies in one fell swoop! the Nerd Squad and the Asian Chicks who aren't- never mind, the title's too long. bah.
placke-chan: ...what are you talking about, you crazy cheeseman? there's only two of the NS members and only two of the ACWAERFA.
gourdy: how do you say that? ackwerfa? ackwarefa?
the CS: ANYWAY i will crush you ALL! BAHAHA! HA! HAHAHA!
the GSM: *zenlike, sitting the lotus position as he starts floating in the air somehow* "crush" is so violent a word. crushing your enemies with cheese is as fruitless as when the naked stork tries to take wing. he has no feather.
All: ...wha?
the GSM: anyway. we're rated PG, i hope you know.
PB: ...are any of us concerned about revealing our "secret" identities in public?
Public: *is some random ppl walking their dogs, ppl feeding ducks, and...a group of geese*
PB: ...never mind.
the CS: ANYWAY! back to the center of the universe (me!). BEHOLD my newest power! and tremble in FEAR! MUAHAHAH...! *concentrates on the nearby flock of geese*
Geese: *squark*
the CS: *waves the frisbee around a bit*
Geese: *stare*
the CS: *does a complicated dance*
Geese: *stare*
the CS: *does some serious flailing*
Geese: *SQUARK* *HONK* *take flight*
ms. grady: *who isn't really near the geese at all* *GASP* SOMEONE SAVE ME! *SQUEE!*
gourdy and the GSM: *save ms. grady*
PB: *who is in the DIRECT path of the geese* GAH! *dives into plack-chan's arms*
plack-chan: NANI?! *random japanese words* i have you PB-chan!
geese: *start out low, majestic wings spread, and slowly sail into the horizon, honking and squarking, as a rain of some unidentifiable substance falls from the sky*
PB: *stares wide eyed* ....crap.
placke-chan: no kidding! that was a close one, PB!
PB: no, seriously. that unidentifiable substance was crap. look. *points to the geese droppings in the grass*
ms. grady: ew!
gourdy and the GSM: EW! EWEWEWEW! *drop ms. grady and cling to each other, doing the "EW that's gross!" dance*
(note: this actually happened. the geese took flight at least. i was in fear for my life. cra-zee.)the CS: BAHAHAHAH! iamsoevil!
gourdy: *after helping mrs. grady up and getting glared at*...sorry, schmoopie. *turns and chooses a dorky superhero pose, deepening his voice* you may have a new superpower, O mighty shaman of cheese, but the oldies are always goodies! *as his gourds pops out of nowhere* *shake-a shake-a shake-a*
the GSM: that's right! *brandishes some go stones*
PB: yeah! *leaps out of placke-chan's arms* and some other spunky remark! *brandishes her suction-cup arrow crossbow*
placke-chan, who has now, um, morphed? into HB and is posing all cool-like: yeah! I thought the ACWAERFA rehabbed you!
the CS: yeah, you did. i just wanted to show off. wasn't that cool? I know how to tick geese off! *squee* ^_^
All: *stare*
the CS: ...what?
gourdy: oh well. all's well that ends well. or something. who's up for more taco be- er...low rate mexican food?
ms. grady: oh schmoopie.
*as the camera pans away, showing a beautiful landscape of the park, the lake, and the skyline...a majestic flock of geese sails in the air*
the hamster: *has now completely concocted her failproof plain of taking over the world...through taco bell and some geese* *muahahahas silently*
*DUN DUN DUNNNN*
*tune in next time for um...i'm not sure...*
PB: whao yeah. that was like...our first crossover, wasn't it?
the GSM: *starts crying* it's so beautiful!
the CS: stop talking! this episodes's s'posed to be over!
gourdy: *jig* MAMBO MAMBO LAY! *DONK* ow...
the end?
teh PB sez; 9:24 PM
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