Saturday, February 11, 2006
context: i'm having trouble with the latest episode of the PB: theater. as in, enough trouble that it might not happen. i really wanted to develop a trippy episode of "PB and friends" as the CoS so quaintly quipped it. but it's waxing difficult. i think part of the problem is that i'm trying too hard, and also that we haven't had as much time together this semester. or maybe we have; it just doesn't seem like it. i might consider placing this in the PB museum.
all i really have is this; lyrics are courtesy of the great gourd. PB and friends!HEY KIDS! GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS?!
random group of kids: IT'S TIME FOR PEANUT BUTTER AND FRIENDS!
...what? um, no..
kids: IT'S TIME FOR PERUVIAN BOOGER AND FRIENDS!
um...no...she's in a different time zone.
kids: IT'S TIME FOR NARCOLEPTIC FERNS-
WHAT?! NO! IT'S TIME FOR PSYKADELICBUTTERFLY AND FRIENDS! OKAY?! .....geez...
*cue happy kid music and lyrics*
Good morning children!
It's time for the show!
PB and Friends
Is the way to go!
Put on your smiles
And throw 'way your cares!
Let's learn 'bout healthy food
Like peaches and pears!
Choc'late always melts on you
And candy tastes bad.
Now, don't you want to try
A tasty green salad?
If you don't eat right
You'll grow and be fat!
Watch us here, ev'ry day
And learn t'avoid that.
'Cause PB and Friends show
Will make you think twice
Before you go indulge
In any gluttonary vice.
And now, little children,
This song's about done.
Thanks for tuning in,
We hope that you've had fun!
Starring: ....the Sunset Chick!
SC: *turns from a teacher's desk that's decorated with finger paintings and crayons and apples and other assorted elem. teacher things* *smiles and poses like it's her Senior picture* *Sparkles*
...the Cheese Shaman!
CS: *looks up from furiously sculpting a huge block of cheese into a bust of Louis Pasteur, covered in cheese shavings, wearing one of those little beret things* *poses dramatically and smiles*
...the Gourd!
gourdy: *is in a tree, startled and looks up from looking at a flock of geese on the ground* *smiles and holds up a sign that says "help me"*
...the GoStoneMaster!
GSM: *smiles and waves, hugging a computer and surrounded by a bevy of others, plus some plushies*
...Placke-Chan!
placke: *is in a panda suit for some reason, hopping around in a forest and waving furiously before falling over*
...and....the PB!!!
me: ...*in her room* ...*blinks, looking up from reading a book while eating a glazed donut* what the-? who are you ppl?? get out of my room! *slams door*
*credits on screen show the supporting cast - such as teh geigerman, teh hamster, teh Reed, etc...*
*continuous shots of the group running through leaves, chasing a flock of geese, being chased by a flock of geese, tripping and falling down a hill, getting hit by little old umbrella-wielding ladies, busting a move to DDR, etc.*
*end happy kid music*
teh PB sez; 12:35 PM
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